No Taboo Phone Sex is The Only Kind

no taboo phone sexI am all about no taboo phone sex. Why would anyone want vanilla sex? Isn’t that what wives are for? When you want to walk on the dirty side, you find a woman like me. Mike did. He is my married mailman. He finally delivered a package to the right slot this morning! I have been cock teasing him for months. He is like clock work when delivering my mail. I always greet him naked. I guess he thought I was a nudist and not just a horny old broad wanting in his pants. Today, I was like, what the fuck Mike. I know he is married but there is married and then there is Married. Most men will cheat if they know their wives will never find out. I don’t even know Mike’s last name. I only care about his package. I needed a special delivery ASAP this morning. I confronted him. I was willing to accept the fact that a trailer trash whore may not be his type; but free pussy is most men’s type, so I went for it. He was just a clueless man who didn’t realize that a naked old woman was hitting on him. When I said, “I want to fuck my postman,” I saw his package come to life. I knew he was on a schedule, but I didn’t need to fuck for hours. I am good with a quickie. His package was ample, so I was able to cum on his cock as he pounded my mail box! He had his uniform on still, just his big cock out. I think he lasted about 15 minutes. I am his first delivery in the mornings. Today, he was my first deposit. I have a cum filled cunt now. I am a dirty old cougar. He won’t be my only deposit today.

Craving That Meaty Trouser Snake

Big DIck SuckerBesides nose candy and money there is something else that makes my twat muffin so wet and my asshole pucker. That would be a meaty cock with an oversized plump mushroom head and colossal balls to match. I love sucking on that enormous dick while those balls fill up with so much cream. I am a creampie slut and can’t get enough. I know a couple guys who have a dick like I am craving right now, my mouth and pussy are getting wet as fuck. I called one of them over and he was over in a jiffy. He had me right away pull out my titties in the corset I was wearing and he was pulling on my nipples and rubbing the head of his dick all over them getting it so hard. That dick is so heavy and he can slap me on my face without touching it. I took that trouser snake in my hand and put it in my mouth like a hungry fat bitch. I started bobbing my head up and down on that fatty. He grabbed the back of my head and put me all the way down on it and then I was going up and down moaning on the head. His balls were getting so tight I knew he was going to blow. When he came it felt like a fountain, I thought he was never going to stop it was going down my chin and I was choking trying to swallow that cock and all that come.

Landlords whore

cum filled cuntI was avoiding my landlord like the plague. I knew I shouldn’t have taken that girls trip to Vegas and that shopping spree put a massive hole in my bank account. I was doomed! I knew I wasn’t going to get away with just showing cleavage this time. My landlord was fuming; I’m surprised he didn’t knock down the door with a bulldozer. ” Hazel you are three weeks late I’m going to have to ask you to exit the premises” I begged my landlord to have mercy on me. I even offered my mouth to him. I should have known a blowjob would suffice this issue. My old pervy nasty landlord had something else in mind. It’s time for you to give me that rosebud. I did not want to have sex with his micropenis. I knew it was a waste. I had no option but to fuck him like a slut. There I was fucking this saggy old motherfucker because I didn’t balance my checkbook correctly. I felt like the cheapest whore ever. I knew he was more than satisfied! My landlord didn’t stop fucking me till he left me with a cum filled cunt.

Crack, Cock, Cum

Druggy phone sex I was at the club and was horny as hell and I was out of fucking money. All I really wanted to do was smoke some rock. I looked around and noticed this guy was selling something. I walked up to him and asked him if he had some rock. All he had was powder. I offered him a deal. If he came back to my house and cooked up a gram of the powder for me to smoke, he could fuck me and do whatever he wanted to me for 2 hours. He liked the deal and followed me back to my house. Right away he cooked me up a gram. I stuck it in my glass dick and got high as hell. I was taking a nice hit feeling my head get all dizzy and he bent me over and started fucking my tight asshole. I kept taking hits from my glass dick. I was so fucking high I was cumming from his dick in my ass. Slurring and drooling I mumbled the words fuck me harder. Instead, he shot his load in this hoe. After that, he got dressed and left me like yesterdays trash. My ass was leaking cum, and I was high as fuck. I had a great fucking night!

Wicked Little Slut 

Trailer trash whore

I got bored yesterday so I wanted to spice up my life like a slutty nasty girl really does. I was in the mood for more than one guy I mean I was ready to be a complete cum guzzling dick sucking cunt muncher. I called my friend Honey, she’s a super slutty trash whore who will do anything to get a good nut. Honey was my fluffer girl and boy can she fluff up the cocks. We had five hard body guys over big dicks dripping pre-cum like tasty cock lollipops our cunts were so wet because we feasted on each other before the guys started showing up. We had lines of coke that we snorted out of each other’s delicious cunts. These guys are in for a treat beyond belief. You can come too even if you only want to watch. Have fun with me I’m a wicked little slut.

 

I’m Such A Fucking Whore

Gangbang whore

I’m a flexible little fuck toy. I love being folded up like a fucking pretzel and getting my wet cunt pounded by hard cock. I let this group of guys each have a turn with my fuck holes. I took them to the back of the strip club, into the VIP room and laid down right there on the floor. They turned me into a total gangbang whore. Each of them blew their load either into me or on me. I think one guy even came twice. I was fucking covered in cum and I loved it. I had my legs pulled back over my head and I was taking a hard cock into my pussy, ass, and mouth. There was so much fucking cum. Nothing makes my pretty pussy squirt more than a nice hardcore gangbang that leaves me dripping cum and soaking with it from head to toe. Come and add your cock to the party, give me that warm creamy goodness. I’ll be your favorite new fuck toy.

In the mood for BBC

BBC phone sexYou really wanna know what the fuck i’m craving? My horny ass is eager as fuckkkkk to have a big black cock shoved deep down my throat and deep up inside of my slutty cunt. My jungle fever is off the charts and I need to feed my addiction. It’s been a few days since I had BBC phone sex and I am fiending like a fuckin whore! Sometimes white boy dick just doesn’t do it for me, I need something thicker, longer and darker lol. It’s like gobbling down a big ass chocolate bar except a lot more tasty! The color contrast of my pink pussy wrapped around the black cock is so fuckin sexy! Why do dark men fuck so good?! I need to know!! I seriously can’t contain myself any longer, I need my fuck holes pounded and my guts turned inside out. I wanna feel that shit so fuckin deep that it feels like it’s gonna explode out though my throat or some shit. Goddamn my mouth is watering and my cunt is dripping, come and stretch me the fuck out now please!!

Guzzler

Black girl phone sexSitting on her heels and knees, I was poppin’ my pussy on the stage. The men were throwing money over my head and on the stage. I searched through the crowd looking for his face. I wanted Dean, he had huge balls full of thick white cum. He tasted so delicious. I want to take him to the Champagne Room. I spotted him in the back of the room, and when my song was over I went to him. I always spend private time with him for no charge. When I drop to my knees I’m paying him for his time. Sucking his cock was against the rules and if the cops raided I would be going to jail. His cock is huge and I have to stretch my mouth wide to suck on it. He loves the way I twirl my tongue around the tip. I like to edge him, stopping and starting my oral assault. I drive him crazy and his in the club every other night. I suck and I suck until he fills my mouth. But then I keep sucking until he begs me to stop. I’m a cum guzzling slut and I’ll always be one.

Bitch… Please, You’re a Sissy Faggot

Look at your cock growing at the thought of me having a prick under these panties. I love how you think that having tranny phone sex makes you fucking straight as the uptight arrow you want in your ass. Yeah, palease! You are a fucking faggot if you want this 9 hard inches fucking that ass of yours, even if you are dying to suck my cock, and I know you are, you are still a sissy faggot whore. I love my sissy faggot whores so much and to dominate the fuck out of you is a ball filling rush for this femme.

I know exactly what it is that you want and I will taunt and tease you with it, and maybe even make you my pretty sissy faggot whore.

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White Trash Phone Sex Whore

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is the only kind I have. If you are looking for a sophisticated woman, you are at the wrong place. I can clean up. I can look the part of a respectful, classy housewife, but I can’t act the part. No matter how hard I try, my inner whore cannot be suppressed. I was at a school play last night. My youngest daughter was in the lead of her school’s production of The Wizard of Oz. It is important that my brood have normal school lives because their home lives are full of sex, drugs and prostitution. They don’t mind. In fact, my offspring enjoy being dirty whores because it brings them money. I was trying very hard to be the PTA mom who supports her daughter’s school endeavours, but I was surrounded by hot daddies and sexy teen boys. I’m a trashy milf. That is too much temptation. I was getting dirty looks from the good PTA mom types. They know my reputation as a husband stealer. That is nothing in comparison to the truth! I’d rather have their sons. I married into money. Everyone in our small California community knows I am a trophy wife from the wrong side of the tracks. I don’t care what folks think of me. However, if they talk smack about me to my offspring or try to derail their lives, I sharpen my knives. One stuck up bitch tried to get my sweet young girl out of the play. She was there last night with ice in her eyes. Her husband and son were there too. Her devil spawn was in the play, just not the lead. It was like taking candy from a baby to lure daddy and son away. I fucked them in the schoolboys’ bathroom. Together. Daddy and son tag team. I took some pictures, sent them to Cruella and enjoyed the shock on her face when she realized I fucked the two men in her life that matter most. She cares more about appearances than I do, so I made sure she understood that If she ever looked crossways at my daughter again, the entire community would know that her son and respected husband prefer a trailer trash whore over a stuck up bitchy housewife any day. Come on, who doesn’t?