I was just lounging around the house, one of those lazy days where you never really start the day; you kind of just melt into it. I was binge watching something on Netflix and binge drinking a huge glass of vodka and soda, though I was pretty fucking high. I got some really great weed and have rolled a bunch of joints for myself to enjoy today. Then, of course, the munchies set in. I don’t eat carbs. Almost never, but the munchies are the munchies right?
I called for a pizza and fuck it seemed to take forever! Finally, there is a knock at my door. There is a doofy looking boy standing at my door. Oddly enough he looked even more stoned than me, but then again I did answer the door naked. Honestly, I was so deep into relaxing I didn’t realize how much of a drunk girl fucking whore I really am. He wasn’t able to take his eyes off my tits, so I invited him in so I could “sign” the receipt. I looked at the line where you could give a tip and even though I don’t mind tipping, I thought this time I’ll ask if this young man would rather fuck than get a cash tip. When I asked his eyes got huge and he stuttered “Um, yes Ma`am, I mean lady, I mean… yes please.” I smile and grabbed the pizza box dropped it onto the kitchen table and pulled my delivery boy into my family room, stripped him down and went to town sucking his cock. He was squeezing his ass and very obviously trying to not cum with every stroke of my tongue, mouth, and hands. He was hard before I started but this got him like a rock. I stood up, turned around and lowered myself onto his nice throbbing boner, I put my hands on my knees and I bounced up and down on that cock until he was shooting his jizz deep into my pussy. I could feel his hot load filling me up. Shortly after, I came as well and I was coming down, the pizza boy’s phone started going crazy buzzing and dinging. I hopped off him and told him I was going to the hot tub. His eyes got wide when I wiggled my finger for him to come along. I walked out to the patio, hoping he knows I meant for him to follow, and he did. “Ma`am, I need to go back to work.”
God damn it, it was just getting good.
Category: Extreme phone sex
Pizza fuckboy
Golden showers phone sex
Every time you go piss save that piss for me in a cup, so I could drink later. I love the taste of your piss in my mouth. Specially those times when I’m sucking your dick and you decide to be an asshole not telling me you have to take a piss, you just do it anyway. I fucking love that. I just want you to make me your little bitch and piss on me when ever the fuck you want! Ill be your human toilet. If you want the other way around like you being my personal human toilet I will. You will be my toilet fucking slave. I will piss on you while you sleep at night and if I just have to and feel like it I will shit on your dick and face, making you lick my asshole clean. Making you take shit baths every night!
Anal Cum Dumpster Training
I love being an anal cum dumpster. When I was a young little hooker for my parents, guys loved fucking my bottom. I hated it. It hurt. You would think hating anal sex as a young girl, I would grow up to hate it still. Not the case. I can have my ass fucked all day. Here is the thing about ass sex. I can be on my period or knocked up and still take cock up my ass. You can have 12 inches of rock hard cock and get it all up my ass. You don’t hit internal organs up my ass. The sky’s the limit in my asshole, so to speak. I have been teaching my youngest daughter how to be an anal sex whore like me and her sisters. I have been using toys on her baby butt hole in preparation for daddy’s dick. She is the only ass virgin left in the house. She has been telling me she wants a cock up her butt like me and her big sisters. She was literally asking for it. She was sucking her brother’s cock as I fingered her asshole today. She paused for a moment and turned to me. She said, “Mommy, I want something bigger.” She always gets what she wants. She is the princess of this house. I put my favorite glass dildo up her young rosebud and she was purring in delight. Clearly, I waited too long to train her on how to be an ass whore.
Crack Whore Anal Fucking Phone Sex
Mmm… damn this horny girl is a total crack whore anal loving nympho and I need cock. I need to FUCK with this god damned fucking good high and I think I need something super dirty and taboo. So I was just smoking a rock and looking out the window at the neighbors and could not think beyond wondering what their furry pals cock would be like in my hot and wet well fucked stripper cunt.
So you know I had to lure him over to me and spread my legs like the filthy trashy whore I am and oh boy that furry friends tongue started licking and I was wanting it bad. I was all ready to take that rocket of his and boy when took it and he started humping…. I tell you… I am so fucking hot again telling you about it and might need to see if I can get some more of that hot fuck.
I love When I Am A Fisting Whore
I love being a whore. Everybody knows that. But I really love it when I am a fisting whore. When I am being fisted and I squirt it is ten times more intense. Feeling that fist in me arm deep. Hitting against my cervix. Pounding your fist deep into my cunt and ass. Opening and closing your fist inside me. feeling your nails scrape on the inside of me. take that fist and twist it inside of my cunt and ass. pull your fist out to the wrist. Then slam it back in my sloppy soaking wet cunt and ass. Make me squirt all over your fist. I make a huge puddle of cunt and ass juices on the floor as you continue to fuck me hard with that fist of yours. I need to find a fist and soon to cum fuck me. My cunt and ass is craving the fist.
Flo The Hoe.
Cum Eating Little Bitch
The word is out and you and your friends found out about how much i love eating a bunch of dudes’ asses at the same time and just being a filthy slut in general. You texted me and ask if you guys could me over and I naturally was like, “duuuuuh!” and wow I was so stoked to see you bought a few more pals with you. All of you guys drop your pants and pull the cocks out for me. I take turns, sucking off each of you and spreading your cheeks apart to tongue fuck your assholes. Once it’s finally time to blow those loads, I get down on the ground just like this with my legs spread, tits help up and mouth wide open because I wanna eat every single drop of that jizz. All you guys jerking off at me, draining your balls into my mouth has me really worked up. Give me some pills and let’s go again, guys!!
Your Favorite Nasty Bitch
I know you love your whores super dirty and nasty as fuck, that’s why you’re so fucking obsessed with me! You’re a filthy mother fucker and my slutty fuck holes are your naughty playground to do whatever you damn well please! My sexy, juicy curves and sassy attitude drive you wild, I know you can’t get enough of me! I love knowing that I have you wrapped around my finger like the sloppy wet pussy lover that you are, haha! Want to really make my happy?! Bring some goodies along with you when you come to fuck me, the higher and more fucked up we can get, the better! You already know that i’m a sucker for my drugs, be my sexy dealer that I can get wild with! I want to see if your nasty matches my nasty, if not, i’ll be sure to teach you a few things, hehe!


















