Category: Trashy milf

Trashy Milf – Halloween Treats

Trashy milfFor Halloween, baby girl decided to be a fairy. I took her out to the community Halloween event this past weekend, and we were walking around, getting candy and enjoying the festivities. Toward the far end of the get-together, there was a big, black van, one of those ones that parents are always warning their  brats about. The guy at this van had the back 2 doors open and was dressed as the ghoul from Scream. When baby girl walked up to him holding her bag open with her short little skirt, her pretty little bra, and not much else on, I could see that we had definite interest. He invited her inside, and I quickly followed. He sat down on a chair that seemed to be bolted to the floor, and pulled her into his lap. His hands worked their way up and down her thighs as he asked her questions about her costume and what kinds of candy she really liked. When his hand went far enough up her skirt and he felt that she had no panties on, he was done. His dick was hard enough for baby girl to notice, and she started grinding on him hard. I reached in between them, undid his pants, and guided him up to baby girl’s little cunt, letting him push his way into her. I sat back and started to rub one out as I watched him fuck the shit out of my little girl!

Pissing Phone Sex

pissing phone sexDo you like pissing phone sex? I am not too proud to admit that I like golden showers. I like giving and receiving. Lately, I have been in a giving mode. Giving to my daughters and sons. A young one that can take a good douse of urine brings in good money. Guys pay to piss on and be pissed on all the time. I am grooming my young ones to be piss whores because it will bring us all money. I invited some of my male friends to come over last night for a pissing match. A literal pissing match. I lined my young ones up in the basement. I tied their hands behind their backs, so they couldn’t fight off the piss.  I love golden showers sex more than they do. I told my friends to piss on them. Piss in their faces, down their throats, up their ass, in their pussies and all over their jail bait bodies. One of my sons surprised us all, by begging to drink all the piss. I must admit, I thought if anyone would be a piss whore, it would be my eldest daughter. She likes to wet her panties in public and sleep in a piss soaked bed. But my son wanted to drink piss and get fucked up his ass while men pissed on him. I don’t judge. I just market my little whores to their fetishes. Now, I know I have a golden boy. A gold showers boy.

Creampie Sex Stories

creampie sex storiesI have a ton of creampie sex stories. I am a cum whore. As much as I love to swallow jizz, I love it in my pussy and ass too. My son and his friends were over last night. You know what that means, right? That means I was a gang bang whore who got a pussy and ass full of cum. I was high and drunk. So were they. We had been partying and fucking for hours. They left early in the morning for work. I was passed out in bed in a huge wet spot. A loud bang on the door woke me up. I forgot I had a plumber coming to check out the leak in the laundry room. I answered the door in a sleep stupor. I was wearing a wife beater and panties. Nothing else. I reeked of cum and booze. I apologized to the plumber. I explained I was a party whore last night and I forgot about the appointment. He shifted his stance, grabbed his dick. He had a boner for me. I unzipped his pants and gave him head. I looked at it as a cum chaser. Little bit of the hair of the dog that bit me. He insisted on returning the favor. I knew I had a cum filled cunt from the night before. I had not showered. I wondered if I should tell him what he was getting himself into, but I kept quiet. I let him munch on my sloppy pussy. I let him get some sloppy seconds. He didn’t seem to notice or if he did, he did he didn’t say a thing. He ate me until I came, and all that mess was gone. He seemed to love how wet I was, so I never told him the real reason I was that soaked.

Playing with My Sloppy Wet Pussy

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I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy while talking dirty on the phone. I started taking calls early this morning after I got my brood off to school. My husband is on the road for business, so it was my responsibility to get everyone up and going today. I am not a morning person, so I just never went to bed. I stayed up doing coke and watching dirty home movies. My sons were so excited that I was getting them up for school instead of their daddy, that they wanted to fuck. Morning sex is always hot. I let each boy dump a load of cum in one of my mommy whore holes. They came so much, that my pussy was making those fart noises. My cum filled cunt was flooded with hot jizz. I got all my brats to their various bus stops then crashed for an hour. I almost overslept for work. Because I was running a little late for my shift, I never showered. That meant I still had a cum filled pussy. I love working with a wet snatch. I was letting my callers hear how wet it was, which made them cum so hard. The more I played with my dirty puss, the wetter I became.  It is a great job that lets you play with your creampie while you work.

I’m Such a Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterI’m such a cum dumpster. Seriously, I cannot drink enough cum, especially when I am high which is always the case. I was partying with some black dudes last night. They had some sweet chronic. Better than the shit I can ever get. I was partying with the guys. Getting high, drinking beer and giving head is how I spend most nights. The guys know I am a cum whore. They dared me to swallow every one of them. Challenge accepted. I never pass up a cum challenge. When I am high, I am invincible. I forgot I was blowing black guys. They cum twice the amount, sometimes more than white guys. I chugged so much cum, I got sick. That rarely happens. It could have been the cheap ass beer, but I suspect it was the cum. I am a cum guzzling slut, but that was more cum than even an old whore like me has swallowed before. There were like 30 black men, so it was like chugging 60 loads of cum. I puked it up. But guess what? I was so fucking high, I licked it up off the floor. I love cum so much, I will even clean it up once I have puked it up. I may not have swallowed cum like a porn star, but I still impressed the brothers with my willingness to make sure I got every last drop.

Trailer Trash Whore & Daughter

Trailer trash whoreWe had a new neighbor move in down the road a few trailers with his wife. She seems to be gone a lot, so I don’t know how she expects to hold onto that man of hers. Well, baby girl was outside playing with her friends, riding bikes and running races with them. I noticed our new neighbor outside watching the girls play, and realized he was staring at their asses and perfect little tits and tom-boy bodies. I decided to pay him a visit, have a chat with him about what perfect little sluts we have living in our neighborhood. At first, he seemed to shut down, but after a few minutes of my telling him about it, he was looking like a desperate man. I called baby girl over, and she wasn’t paying attention, so she didn’t immediately notice the tent he had growing. I asked her if she’d like to play with our nice new neighbor, and she was bouncing, as little girls will do, telling him that she’d love to have him to play with them. Then, he asked if they couldn’t play alone, privately, and she caught on. I asked him to invite us in for something to drink, and when we were inside, I treated myself and baby girl to a drink out of his fridge while she stripped out of her clothes in his living room. He all but fell back onto the couch, and his blood seemed to have abandoned his face in favor of his dick. She leaned down and started sucking on his dick, keeping her ass in the air, so I walked over and started fingering her little cunt and ass for him to watch as her mouth worked his cock over. He drained his balls into her mouth very quickly, but I knew we were far from done.

Creampie Slut for My Family

creampie slutI am such a creampie slut. I love having cum deep inside of my pussy. It is not just that I enjoy having cum inside me, I enjoy having it licked out of me, especially by my daughters too. I am a cum whore. We had a family orgy this weekend. For once, we had no clients to entertain at the house. I could just get high with my offspring and my husband. Since daddy was home, he was partying big time. My husband is thirty years older than me, so his cock doesn’t work like it once did. However, you give him a hot show as foreplay, and his dick is as hard as one of his teen sons’ cock. Before my husband joined in on the family fun, he watched each of his sons fuck me. He loves watching me fuck our sons. My husband is a P man 100%, however, he loves the idea of mothers and sons fucking. He thinks it is the most forbidden of taboo fucks. I do too, but I am happy to fuck my boys for my husband’s pleasure. He rescued me from a life of squalor, so I will do anything for him. I knew it would be a bonus if he watched our daughters lick their brothers’ spunk from my cum filled cunt. As our youngest girl was slurping on my messy pussy, her daddy blew a load all over her sisters’ faces. He was trying to hold off to fuck, but the visual was just too hot for an old man. Apparently, he was not alone. I looked over in the other direction and saw my three sons cumming in their hands. They enjoyed watching their sisters clean up their taboo mommy. There is never a shortage of cum in this house.

Trailer Trash Whore and Proud of It

trailer trash whorePeople always say things like, “there goes that trailer trash whore.” Women, say it far more than men. I think they just jealous that men want me. Jealous that I have fun and enjoy my life. I don’t let names hurt me. In fact, I embrace every name meant to hurt me by stuck up bitches too uptight to do what they want. Rumors circulated recently about me and young boys. They are true of course. I’m not forcing any young boy to fuck me. They show up at my trailer down to fuck. Hell, most of the time they are begging this trashy milf to make them a man. These uptight bitches act like I am luring little boys into the back of a white van wearing a clown suit. It’s 2017. Boys want to fuck an old broad. The queen bee gossip whore showed up at my trailer way too early this morning. She was screaming at me, even threatened to call the cops. Sure, I fuck her husband and her son, but her son is 18. He is one of the few older boys I fuck. I told her to call the cops. To calm her down, as her shrill voice was not helping my hangover, I made her some coffee. But, the cream I used was her son’s cum. After she raved about my coffee, I told my secret ingredient. I also had her snort a line of coke. Coke helps a woman be her true self. I knew that a little blow would do to her. A line and a shot of her son’s cum will have her going back to her trailer a dirty whore like me. I told her that her son fucks me because she doesn’t fuck him. And, her husband fucks me because I swallow and take it in the ass. Like I said, women who call me names are just jealous. They just need a heart to heart talk, some coke and some cum, then they are on their way to being a dirty old cum dumpster like me. Perhaps, I need to help your wife?

Dirty Phone Sex Stories are all I Got

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex stories are all I got. Even when I was a young girl, nothing vanilla ever happened to me. I am glad in hindsight, because being a dirty woman is for more exciting. My oldest son is looking at colleges. He will be the first one in my family, outside of my husband, to have gone to college. I went with him on a campus tour recently. He is looking at UCLA as one of his schools. I have never been on a college campus, so I was excited to see what it was all about. My pussy was dripping wet looking at all the eye candy. I mean young studs barely legal everywhere. My son teased me because he knew I had lady wood in my panties for those studs.  We ended up getting a hotel for the night so we could go to a frat party. I wanted to be a gangbang whore for all those young studs. My son just wanted to drink beer and flirt with coeds. He had all the coeds to himself because the frat boys had milf fever. I was in the pledge room bent over a table getting my ass and pussy pounded. As load after load of cum was filling me up, I wondered how many other mothers partied with frat boys on college visits. My son came looking for me and discovered me covered in cum. The frat boys told him to join the fun not realizing I was his mother. When he called me mom mid fuck, he was promised a pledge bid next year if I would join a few parties a year. I think my son will definitely be attending UCLA in the fall and pledging the best frat on campus. I’m really going to love having a son in college.

My Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineIf you have ever called a phone sex line before, you know they are not created equally. Like anything else, there are good, bad and ugly phone sex companies. Guys tell me all the time that I am one of the good ones. This company only hires the best phone sex whores. Also, they put us whores where we belong in a manner of speaking. For example, we have a vanilla site, but I am not there. I bet you can guess why too. I am not exactly a vanilla woman. I wouldn’t know how to deliver vanilla sex. I am a trailer trash whore, so I don’t belong on a vanilla site. I am no young thing either, so a teen site is out too. When I got this job, I was asked what I enjoy. That was easy to answer. I enjoy fucking my son. I enjoy partying. I enjoy cum. I like being a cougar whore. Oh yeah, I like black cock and anal sex too. Eventually, I told the owner of the company that there isn’t much I don’t like. I don’t like vanilla sex or tiny dicks, but anything freaky and taboo, sign me the fuck up. So here I am on a dirty phone line talking about my sexual exploits and nasty fantasies. Are you game to talk and play with a dirty old whore?